Poor Rix's Almanac 8-13-05
Weekly humor column by Rix Quinn
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Poor Rix's Almanac 8-27-05
Poor Rix offers bad answers to good questions...both weekly and weakly.
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Saving SpongeBob Using High Tech
Soultion to Spongebob string of kidnappings.
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Sell [Your] Phones
Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around 11 years old, on a cell phone. She was walking along the side of the street talking to someone, and I couldn't help but think that maybe she was talking to someone across the street because she wasn't allowed to cross it. Whatever the reason, though, there is something about an 11-year-old on a cell phone that legitimately scares me, and it has nothing to do with the fact that she is probably getting more calls than I am...
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The Army Corp of Engineers Having Issues Fixing Breach
The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole.
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The Spare Parts Gremlins
Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure you do. Everybody does. That's why Online marketers throw in 36 bonus ebooks with that little software item they are peddling. But a litt...
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A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Everyone loves lawyer jokes, even this lawyer.
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Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet
The other side of the Internet is light and fluffy. It can definitely turn a dark, gray cloud to white.
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Essential Laughter
Take time to laugh at yourself and the ridiculous in life. It is so refreshing to just laugh at your slips, peculiarities, forgetfulness, and fumbles.
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Important Safety Tip$
What Dementia can teach us about Interacting With Corporate Executives.
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Laughing Toward Truth: Six Tips for Lighthearted Thinkers
Do you believe in the power of your convictions? Ohh...baby. It's time to lighten up!
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Mexican Spaminator
When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the most exciting things that popped into my mind was that I would get a new Internet Service Provider and finally get off the 300,000,000 Spam lists that I was on. I thought for sure I would go insane if I received one more "How to Enlarge Your Manhood" piece of Spamas if I needed to do that anyway (yeah right).
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Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!
With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic and shaman would give you the answers to all life's mysteries... for up to 9.95 per minute...
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Norm Goldman Interviews Comedienne Fran Capo,the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking
Norm Goldman,Editor of Bookpleasures, interviews well-known comedienne Fran Capo, who shares her thoughts with him.
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Setting History Straight
For contrary to popular belief, the series of light operettas commonly attributed to Gilbert and Sullivan were in effect written by the pair of nonentities named above, Artie being the melodist and Will the versifier.
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Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry
...He told me I had a depression. That made me depressed. Then he told me to take some pills and fill out a form. That confirmed the reason I went there. Life sucks. Then I went home and felt ackward. I decided to call a friend....
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Slip-sliding On A Peel
Hey, mr tally-man, come tally me banana...
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Starbucks Going into Hilton
Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong, Crew Member Starbucks is not doing Paris Hilton. What I am saying here is Starbucks will now be offered in some Hilton Hotels.
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Tales of a Spectator Spectator
Gives a taxonomical breakdown of the categories of people that can be found among
the fans at a minor-league baseball game.
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The Hidden Driveway
I won't lie: there are a lot of things I want in life, and some of them I'd even pay for. Rather than listing them in some aimless order so that I can feel bad about not having these things, I will instead focus on one thing that is actually attainable: a hidden driveway...
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Cloning Advantage Super Families
Have you ever thought of starting a family of your own? Why not really go for it?
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Freudian Slippage
Eros is found to be wandering the vegetable marketplace...
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I Got to Play an April Fool's Joke Before I was Born
How can this be, you ask? Very easily and in my family, it makes for a very interesting tale.
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If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)
A whimsical bank that just started on the Internet eliminates debt and loans. Won't touch 'um. No way, for nobody. That's because it rates a person's emotional health higher than their financial wealth.
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It's All About Seeing the Signs
Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some time now, but that doesn't stop the rest of us from doing so. In fact, on a regular basis, I see a lot of signs and I don't like most of them.
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